I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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