sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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