Christians are straight up FREAKS
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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