Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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