Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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