Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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