Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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