I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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