yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
