It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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