At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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