Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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