If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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