I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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