Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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