Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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