Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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