I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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