found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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