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If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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