At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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