these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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