margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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