Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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