They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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