That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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