Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
