I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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