Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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