HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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