Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think a kid would responsible me up
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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