If that was your dad, he is hot
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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