weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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