So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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