Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I think I won the penis lottery.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
