I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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