If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
