Tell her she can't have a vagina
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Randomize