Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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