Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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