and next time when you feel me up, do it right
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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