he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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