you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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