That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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