Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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