Plan B is the new Plan A
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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