can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
high people should be assigned attendants
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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