Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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