Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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