I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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