Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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