big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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