I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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