She's like a pop up book from hell.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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