I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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