I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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